nce upon a time there has a young WIGGER named BRYAN. He was HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING in the DUMB forest when he met PRETTY STEVE, a run-away INTERPRETIVE DANCER from the SCARY Queen JAMIE.
BRYAN could see that PRETTY STEVE was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his YUKIE CHEESE. PRETTY STEVE was thankful for BRYAN's CHEESE, so he told BRYAN a very HOT story about Queen JAMIE's daughter RACHEL. How her mother, the SCARY Queen JAMIE, kept her locked away in a STRAW HUT protected by a gigantic KANGAROO, because RACHEL was so LOVELY.
BRYAN SAT. He vowed to PRETTY STEVE the INTERPRETIVE DANCER that he would save the LOVELY RACHEL. He would KISS the KANGAROO, and take RACHEL far away from her eveil mother, the SCARY Queen JAMIE, and FROLICK her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a TITILLATING WIND and PRETTY STEVE the INTERPRETIVE DANCER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic KANGAROO from his story. SCARY Queen JAMIE ROLLED out from behind a BAR OF SOAP and struck BRYAN dead. In the far off STRAW HUT you could hear a YELP.